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Procrastination by Numbers

Started by cunningmatt, August 09, 2011, 10:42:14 pm

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cunningmatt

Quote from: Crompton on February 09, 2012, 05:48:59 pm
Matt builds and starts to paint a dragon (which looks ace).

Many thanks!

Goodness knows what next week will bring!


Procrastination by Numbers - Update 146:

I'm painting classic Dwarfs!! PbN Update 146

Meals

So with this weather, will you be outdoing Lees snowbombing Alice?
There is no problem in life that can't be solved with Heroic Killing Blow:
Plague Furnace, Abomination, Hydra, Wyvern, Arachnarok, Engine of the Gods, Zombie Dragon, Vargulf, Hellcannon. To be continued...

If we assume that there are infinite universes, then in at least one of them, I'm banging Emma Watson. Awesome!

cunningmatt

Quote from: Meals on February 10, 2012, 10:44:08 am
So with this weather, will you be outdoing Lees snowbombing Alice?

Already done my friend, already done!

Quote from: cunningmatt on February 09, 2012, 08:37:18 am
Well I've gone colder Lee, here's a picture of a High Elf Griffon in my pants:



And everybody knows you can't get colder than my pants!! Hey hey WINNER!

Strange despite being a winner I somehow still feel like a loser.


Procrastination by Numbers - Update 146:

I'm painting classic Dwarfs!! PbN Update 146

Meals

Pfft, It could be colder... how about in your pants in the snow?
There is no problem in life that can't be solved with Heroic Killing Blow:
Plague Furnace, Abomination, Hydra, Wyvern, Arachnarok, Engine of the Gods, Zombie Dragon, Vargulf, Hellcannon. To be continued...

If we assume that there are infinite universes, then in at least one of them, I'm banging Emma Watson. Awesome!

Dave

Hmm, not the mental image I was craving:

1. Walk down to street
2. Remove pants
3. Place pants in snow
4. place model in pants
5. Masturbate vigorously
6 take photograph
7. Get picked up by police
8. Try to explain to police and get sent to mental health institute
9. Show them this blog as an explanation
10. Padded cell.


maelzch

Matt's 10 step guide to how to get a warm room for the night in the bleak midwinter! :)
Painted total 2012: Bought:15  Painted: 74
Quote from: NickAnd thus the true evil of 'Palmer, Hobbykiller' becomes clear...
At night he prances about like some sort of bearded West Country metalhead pixie, planting pink horrors in peoples' army cases and cackling while chanting his mantra, 'it's double sixes my love, take them off, just take them all off'
Quote from: Chris TomlinWho knew a Jager obsessed madman could be so creative?

cunningmatt

Quote from: maelzch on February 10, 2012, 01:29:43 pm
Matt's 10 step guide to how to get a warm room for the night in the bleak midwinter! :)

How's that become MY guide? I didn't post it!

Quote from: Dave on February 10, 2012, 01:27:22 pm
9. Show them this blog as an explanation

Under no circumstances could there ever be a situation where Step 9 is the appropriate action. As a side note surely Step 5 means I don't necessarily need to wait for it to be a snowy day! Sorry Ol, I know best behaviour!


Procrastination by Numbers - Update 146:

I'm painting classic Dwarfs!! PbN Update 146

fatolaf

There still seems to be 'trouser shuffling' talk on this thread...

There will be some severe thrashings coming......... :spank: >:D:-)

cunningmatt

Quote from: fatolaf on February 10, 2012, 04:09:59 pm
There still seems to be 'trouser shuffling' talk on this thread...

There will be some severe thrashings coming......... :spank: >:D:-)

Sorry Ol, I promise not to use any more vulgar imagery until we get to at least Update 45. Deal?


Procrastination by Numbers - Update 146:

I'm painting classic Dwarfs!! PbN Update 146

Annie

I may have the body of a weak and feeble Annie, but I have the heart and stomach of a ghoul!

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