Procrastination by Numbers

[The Trampoline]

I used to enjoy clubbing, I like dance/garage/rave music and there were so many people dancing off their chops on drugs and alcohol I could have a little boogie without feeling self-conscious because nobody would notice. I suppose the problem for me was to really appreciate clubbing you have to take ecstasy, speed, or similar which I never wanted to do. I wouldn't do it now unless on a one off reunion kind of thing. Like Dave I prefer to go a quiet pub to chat, I don't like having to raise my voice to engage in conversation.

Different people like different things, I don't like football, I really can't see how it grips the nation as it does, nor why people are prepared to spend lots of money on shirts that go out of fashion quicker than it takes a model to walk down a catwalk. I just let them get on with it, no point getting hot under the collar over it.

[maelzch]

This seems like the correct place for this.

I think we already have a contender for the best headline of the year:
http://t.co/P0HbZAOP

[noahtonkin]

Ooooo kkkk.
a diamond encrusted soda stream...

[Meals]

Now I have 'Hihohihohiho' stuck in my head, and I'm really struglling not to sing the rest out loud!

I should note though that it can't qualify for Headline of the year, as it was posted in September 2011

[The Trampoline]

I feel really bad because of laughing whilst reading a report about someone's death but the article pokes so much fun in the second half it ridiculous.

[cunningmatt]

I have just asked around the office and discovered what a mosh pit is, I suspect it wouldn't improve my clubbing experience, a midget version of Gordon Ramsay on the other hand...

[Dave]

you're kidding right?

Next thing you'll be telling us you've never had a plastic pint glass of warm piss thrown over you at a festival?!

[cunningmatt]

you're kidding right?

Next thing you'll be telling us you've never had a plastic pint glass of warm piss thrown over you at a festival?!

I'm hesitant to say no, in case someone at the club decides I need an initiation.

[Meals]

Dear god Matt! What happened in your Uni years? Did you actually study or something?

[cunningmatt]

Dear god Matt! What happened in your Uni years? Did you actually study or something?

Yesm I completed my physics degree so I could work in children's television. Didn't everyone do that?