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Game of Thrones is 'Fantasy Gateway Drug'

Started by Toast, November 08, 2011, 01:10:23 pm

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Toast

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/game-of-thrones-is-%27fantasy-gateway-drug%27-201111044505/

must see..

Crompton

Amazing bit of Sensationlistic writing!

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Teacher Nikki Ellis said: "My husband Jeff was a loving, well-adjusted man when he first picked up A Game of Thrones (A Song of Fire and Ice Book One).

"Clearly with a title like that I was concerned, but he assured me it was just 'magic realism' like Angela Carter.

"Six months later, he's made his own suit of armour and stands in front of the bathroom door saying 'You shall not pass, I am Krell the Magemancer'. If you try to get past he hits you with a rubber sword, shouting 'minus four strength points'.

"I hate to say this, but it'd be better if he were dead."
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."

fatolaf

Quote"I hate to say this, but it'd be better if he were dead."

That made me laugh, and knowing what a 'chaotic goblin' is.... :thumbsup:

The Trampoline

The best bit was the picture of the white wolf knight saying would you use this, the answer being of course not! He hasn't got a 1 up save numbnuts!
Andy

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Undead Dan

Ha they think Tyrion is a dwarf! What a bunch of loosers! :cool3:

noahtonkin

Just started watching the tv series, very strange to see Sean Bean lying in bed with an injured knee, while I sit here with...bandages around my knee!
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