Chaos Gnomes of Fairyland

[Annie]

Hi all!

I'm finally starting a second army, and I must say I'm really excited. I think I have VC burnout. The amount of models and packing up and raising zombies etc is killing me at the moment so I need a break.

Why chaos dwarfs?

• Cheap. I got my army for £55.
• Strong. And I'm a gamey bastard these days
• entirely different to vc
• fit in a very small box

I'm also on a mission to bring as much gamers rage as possible to the table.

- Few people like chaos dwarfs
-They will be painted sparkley and girly
-They will [hopefully] take all the toys off the table
-Oppponent will then be beat by a girl playing with glittery toys, and proceeds to ragequit.

I didn't want ANOTHER magma army, so its developed into a fairyland theme. Heres the plans

Infernal Guard - normal dwarves, gnome hats
Kdaii - a horse with flower hair, standing in a pond with ducks
magma cannon - I has flamecannon, not sure how will girl up yet
Deathshreiker rocket: stonethrower with the cup bit made into a flowerhellcannon - not sure yet, scratchbuild, maybe involve a pig
hobgoblins: night goblins
goblin riders: same, from o&g

And I think that's it so far!

I'll write down the paints as I use them. I got some tufty meadow stuff for the bases.

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This is intending to be a very short project.

So what do we have so far?

Goblins, all freshly based, magnetised and ready to be painted (cant be arsed stripping will just paint over Yeos crappy job) The horse isnt stuck down, but you can see the scale.


Here he is with his ducks



I then glued some flowers on him


spraypainted... and he's ready to be flowered up baby!!!


keep tuned!

[maelzch]

chaos dwarfs wind people up at the best of times, this will inciite so much rage it's hilarious!

[Tom Loyn]

Great minds Annie! I was literally thinking of doing the same project...with smurfs ;)

K'dai is sweet.

[maelzch]

It's Kdaai Little Pony!

[Blotthrower]

I love this project already. right up my street.

[Tom Loyn]

I love this project already. right up my street.

Bet you're just sad you didn't think of it yourself ;)

[Dave]

This is ridiculous. I ragequit.

How on earth can you demean my hobby by not taking it seriously.  Don't you realise that toy soldiers is a serious business and needs treating with respect...

[fatolaf]

Not enough Necrons or marines in this blog for my liking, I rage quit

[Annie]

With every ragequit my power grows stronger...

[Tom Loyn]

Yeah f*** you Annie, I knew we shouldn't have given you the taste of victory, now you're gonna be forever a filthy bitch.

I rage quit.