Procrastination by Numbers

[cunningmatt]

I've just Googled 'fap' oh dear.

In fairness anyone who has read the blog this week will know I've never 'fapped' in the presence of a !@%$#%@. I make that joke myself, as I don't want anyone to get injured in the rush to make it!

Surely the topic of conversation must be due to move on soon?

[cunningmatt]

Turns out the obvious synonym for 'kitten' isn't allowed on this forum!!! Right now come on everyone pull yourselves together this is a respectable blog let's not corrupt it.

[Annie]

I like your elves.

[jackhoneysett]

Ooh, I have a new idea for a competition for you Matt - to rival such classics as what's in the box and how many chairs.

You can use a word which gets filtered out by the forum bots in an appropriate sentence (or inappropriate perhaps!), and people have to guess what that word was.

What could possibly go wrong?

[cunningmatt]

You can use a word which gets filtered out by the forum bots in an appropriate sentence (or inappropriate perhaps!), and people have to guess what that word was.

What could possibly go wrong?

I've seen a problem here, given that the word I have written has been bleeped out, how would a player write that word down on the thread without it also getting bleeped out. How would we compare the bleeped with the bleeped?

That's not to mention the fact it's not really encouraging this thread to go down the less smutty route I'd hoped for!

[roland murat]

Prehaps you just need to bang away with the latest update Matt.

Come in fast and hard with a thrust in a different direction - it may change the topic of conversation on the blog.

There again.....

[cunningmatt]

Prehaps you just need to bang away with the latest update Matt.

Come in fast and hard with a thrust in a different direction - it may change the topic of conversation on the blog.

There again.....

Clearly it just can't be done, I may have to burn the blog to purge out the filth and start again. 

[jackhoneysett]

I like your elves

[Dave]

Wow those elves are amazing.  Can't wait to see the white lions.

[Meals]

Is anyone else really excited for tomorrows epic rant?