Procrastination by Numbers

[Annie]

Vaginal penetration?

[cunningmatt]

I am away from the forum for a couple of hours and look what happens to my lovely blog. I behaved and wrote no rude things and lots of exciting Warhammer 40,000 chat it just turns into a smut fest. Very naughty!

[cunningmatt]

Oh dear!

Someone just e-mailed me on a dating website and began with "I googled your username and found your blog"... suddenly it all feels rather awkward that I wrote a 4,000 word rant over two days about how much I hate on-line dating, only a week since writing a similar length rant about how awful Valentine's Day is. Oh well never mind.

So many pitfalls with being an internet celebrity!

[Jal]

Oh dear!

Someone just e-mailed me on a dating website and began with "I googled your username and found your blog"... suddenly it all feels rather awkward that I wrote a 4,000 word rant over two days about how much I hate on-line dating, only a week since writing a similar length rant about how awful Valentine's Day is. Oh well never mind.

So many pitfalls with being an internet celebrity!

That's pretty epic!

You know at this point you have to ask them out

[DarkStalker]

That's pretty epic!

You know at this point you have to ask them out

...or at least the "Sorry you seem like a nice person, but you really aren't what I am looking for. Thanks" message will need less explaining ;)

[lagar312]

Do I need movement trays? Am I missing something?! 

Seems no one else spotted the F1 driver listing under your first attempt to paint an Ultramarine.... even the man that took the photo... 

Think i'll leave the jokes to the professionals then eh....... 

[Dave]

Ask to see their blog.

[cunningmatt]

That's pretty epic!

It is if they read the whole thing, that's virtually a lifetime commitment!

...or at least the "Sorry you seem like a nice person, but you really aren't what I am looking for. Thanks" message will need less explaining ;)

Hahaha!!

Realised now it might this blog they've googled in which case they will have seen all this too, slightly more awkward!

[cunningmatt]

Seems no one else spotted the F1 driver listing under your first attempt to paint an Ultramarine.... even the man that took the photo... 

Think i'll leave the jokes to the professionals then eh....... 

Haha! Sorry unless it's got an awful pun on High Elves or Genestealers (hope you enjoyed that classic!), it will be too clever for me to get. Plus pitching a sports joke at me is a bit like pitching a quantum physics joke at Jodie Marsh! I am sure others saw and enjoyed though!

[Meals]

If the guy actually read your whole blog and still sent you a message, you should probably marry him... Or find yourself a new identity and go into hiding. Probably the latter!