Procrastination by Numbers

[cunningmatt]

Matt builds and starts to paint a dragon (which looks ace).

Many thanks!

Goodness knows what next week will bring!

[Meals]

So with this weather, will you be outdoing Lees snowbombing Alice?

[cunningmatt]

So with this weather, will you be outdoing Lees snowbombing Alice?

Already done my friend, already done!

Well I've gone colder Lee, here's a picture of a High Elf Griffon in my pants:



And everybody knows you can't get colder than my pants!! Hey hey WINNER!

Strange despite being a winner I somehow still feel like a loser.

[Meals]

Pfft, It could be colder... how about in your pants in the snow?

[Dave]

Hmm, not the mental image I was craving:

1. Walk down to street
2. Remove pants
3. Place pants in snow
4. place model in pants
5. Masturbate vigorously
6 take photograph
7. Get picked up by police
8. Try to explain to police and get sent to mental health institute
9. Show them this blog as an explanation
10. Padded cell.

[maelzch]

Matt's 10 step guide to how to get a warm room for the night in the bleak midwinter! :)

[cunningmatt]

Matt's 10 step guide to how to get a warm room for the night in the bleak midwinter! :)

How's that become MY guide? I didn't post it!

9. Show them this blog as an explanation

Under no circumstances could there ever be a situation where Step 9 is the appropriate action. As a side note surely Step 5 means I don't necessarily need to wait for it to be a snowy day! Sorry Ol, I know best behaviour!

[fatolaf]

There still seems to be 'trouser shuffling' talk on this thread...

There will be some severe thrashings coming.........

[cunningmatt]

There still seems to be 'trouser shuffling' talk on this thread...

There will be some severe thrashings coming.........

Sorry Ol, I promise not to use any more vulgar imagery until we get to at least Update 45. Deal?

[Annie]