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Procrastination by Numbers

Started by cunningmatt, August 09, 2011, 10:42:14 pm

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Annie

But it does sell the hottest new plastic toys?
I may have the body of a weak and feeble Annie, but I have the heart and stomach of a ghoul!

The Dice Bag Lady Hand made custom dice bags to order!

Meals

Certainly gives new meaning to buying an army of Woodies
There is no problem in life that can't be solved with Heroic Killing Blow:
Plague Furnace, Abomination, Hydra, Wyvern, Arachnarok, Engine of the Gods, Zombie Dragon, Vargulf, Hellcannon. To be continued...

If we assume that there are infinite universes, then in at least one of them, I'm banging Emma Watson. Awesome!

cunningmatt

I don't know you write a funny piece about a thing that happened the other day and everyone goes a bit crazy!

Err... this was actually meant to be more of a funny piece than a grand announcement (though I can see how it reads that way!) I presumed you'd all guessed due to my obession with brightly coloured milkshake cartons and my inability to spell "clitoris".

Either way I thank you all for the kind words, to be honest I was a bit relieved when it turned to smut it all got a bit much! lol! And special thanks to the nice PMs people have sent me, no cash yet which is a bit disappointing, but fingers crossed for tomorrow's post.  :wink;m::

Quote from: fatolaf on February 08, 2012, 12:22:10 pm
At Fecking last.................... :thumbsup:

Well as I said in the blog, what was I supposed to do Ol prance between gaming tables shouting "I'm a homosexual"? Ha ha ha

Anyway once again thanks again for all the kind words, I hope it provided you with an enjoyable read. I am not very good dealing with praise so I am going to go and be awkward in the corner!  :blush: But don't worry I'll be blogging again tomorrow with more hobby silliness and I promise not to discuss anything even vaguely serious!!!


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cunningmatt

Oh apparently the word from a woman's genitalia that I can't spell, you can't post on the forum. How about flange?


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cunningmatt

Flange is fine it seems.

That will be the only time in my life I ever utter that statement!


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maelzch

Aaaand we're back to the forum standard level of smut!
Painted total 2012: Bought:15  Painted: 74
Quote from: NickAnd thus the true evil of 'Palmer, Hobbykiller' becomes clear...
At night he prances about like some sort of bearded West Country metalhead pixie, planting pink horrors in peoples' army cases and cackling while chanting his mantra, 'it's double sixes my love, take them off, just take them all off'
Quote from: Chris TomlinWho knew a Jager obsessed madman could be so creative?

cunningmatt



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Dave

Of course we knew... Ok I had no idea, but then I've never met you in person either so dunno if I get let off with missing it.  I just thought the milkshake obsession was normal. I love bananananananana (spot the word I can't spell) milkshakes.

And I wondered why you were asking about the word flange on twitter, I'm always a fan of it, so feel free to repeat to your hearts content.

ps.  In some vauge pretense of being supportive and all that 'i'm gay'.

pps. I'm not actually but did it feel supportive?   :thumbsup:  I'll do my own big announcement thing about something entirely unrelated and not on your list of stuff above in anyway in a couple of months, that way it will be less like I'm trying to steal your thunder.

ppps.  Mmmm vigorous pleasuring.

cunningmatt

I appreciate your sympathy homosexuality!  :wink;m::

Enjoy the vigorous pleasuring!


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Tom Hale

I all have to say is the choice of beastmen then high elves gave a hint.  :wink;m::

Also.....I really want some pie right now....
HKB list: 2 STank 2 grey seers 2 furnaces warlord 4 Abomos Drakenhoff BSB 2 stegs GUO 4 BoN 2 gorgons goblin lord+LV4 4 Billys ogre bsb warshrine hydra 10 mornfang 3 slaughtermasters black+Star dragon great brayshaman 2 ironblaster 4 maneaters DE lv4 krox necro knight 7 DGKs luminark 2 huricanums war altar emp peg bsb 2 hellcannons skullcannon 2 Brett Lords The Green Knight kharibdyss Black Orc Warboss Peg Paladin nurgle DP Stonehorn