"Dead Sexy" Annie's Bloodbowl Team

[Annie]

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Gentlemen and Boys.... prepare yourselves for the flesh chomping, foot dragging, hip grinding glamour of Dead Sexy... the ghouls you can't fool, the mummies that make yer bowels runny, the skellies turn yer legs t'jelly, and the zombies..... urrr......

We get knocked down, but we get up again, you're never gonna keep us down......

Still not scared?

Well just wait until half time.....
On the scrimming line
We got girls so fine
they're spewing with drool
just outta stripping school
They'll tear off their flesh
taunt you with a fetid chest

Got a fetish for feet?
Well theirs can't be beat
The maggots accentuate
the scabs they just ate
Bunions, bruises and corns a plenty
Add to their orgasmic inventory

But please don't despair
If you cream at facial hair
Oh we've plenty of that there
Right down to the waist!
It's torn, knotted and matted
And if you're lucky, even plaited!

If luscious lips are quite your taste
Then pucker up and take your place
Oh don't be silly these girls don't bite
I understand the cause for fright
They merely nibble or sometimes gnaw
The putrefied desire more!

Oh return to your team
Did you not hear the scream
Round two is upon us
Pull out from that fungus!
Tear her earlobe off your bum
And join your team mates in the scrum!

So when the ball is yours
And you're ready to score
But in your trousers there's a twitch
An insatiable itch
You fall to the floor
"YOU UNDEAD BITCH!!"

[Steve H]

I'm both impressed and deeply uncomfortable in equal measure!!!

I guess that's the point! :)

[StarDragonFTW]

Wow, great Bloodbowl team Annie. So much attitude as well.

[Angelus Mortifer]

Very cool, and love the names!! :)

[fatolaf]

VERY good names, love em...