Duel of the Fates

[fatolaf]

Big Sam as all he does is drug BA and get him on a plane (full of snakes)

Liza Minelli vs Judy Dench

[Funkadelic Erik]

Minelli has a fair whack on her - ask David Gest.

Profondo Rosso (Deep Red) vs Suspiria

[Funkadelic Erik]

Here's a good one to get this firing again:

James Brown vs George Clinton.

Think about it.......

[fatolaf]

One sang it, one was it...?

[Funkadelic Erik]

One sang it, one was it...?

Both sang, and had a heavy hand in the production.

[fatolaf]

One sang it, one was it...?

I was thinking ' sex machine'..........So since Brown is the Godfather, Clinton stands no chance, death by getting jiggy with it...

Edit: I have been thinking of Bill Clinton here...Oops 

Evil Chipmunks vs Swine Flu....

[Veldemere]

Evil Chipmunks for sure, I have so far survived bird flu, asian flu, ibola et al, but never before have I been told we are all going to be in trouble from imported rodents!

Run DMC vs Aerosmith?

[Mike]

*Edit : Ritchie is wrong.....* (and damn fast at posting!!)

After years of dedicating their lives to the happiness of Children all over the globe, Alvin, Simon and Theodore spiralled out of control.  Chipmunk groupie orgies, drugs and a hazlenut scandal brought them low.  In an effort to rescue their careers the Evil Chipmunks were born... hard hitting, close to the edge... Rock Chipmunks.

They retain their smooth vocals and nifty footsteps... both of which ..

Vocals : Harmonic Screech Attack
Dance moves : Dodge

Would serve them well in a fight.  However.... they hadnt banked on Swine Flu.

It started out innocently... a pig with a cough.

But that pig lived with a chicken... who was just getting over Bird Flu. 

Swine Flu sensing an oppotunity consumed birdflu and took its powers.... including... ASPECT OF THE HAWK.... the chipmunks natural enemy.

Armed with its Raptor attacks Swine Flu laid low the chipmunks...

Much to the relief of anyone over the age of 8 and not on Drugs.

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Tag Team

Toad of Toad Hall & Ratty vs Winnie the Pooh & Piglet

[Funkadelic Erik]

I was thinking ' sex machine'..........So since Brown is the Godfather, Clinton stands no chance, death by getting jiggy with it...

Edit: I have been thinking of Bill Clinton here...Oops 

Gotta contest that. George Clinton was for more jiggy than James Brown could ever hope to be! Yer talking Parliament AND Funkadelic here.

[fatolaf]

Run DMC vs Aerosmith?

Run DMC pop some caps in their skinny white asses....

Tag Team

Toad of Toad Hall & Ratty vs Winnie the Pooh & Piglet

The Poohster is the man! (bear) No contest....


The Riddler vs Blofeld....