Duel of the Fates

[Pharaoh]

Miss Marple, Jessica Fletcher is 80% proof, one match from Marple's extensive handbag and Fletcher is history.

Ziggy Stardust vs the Thin White Duke

[fatolaf]

Hmm toughie but I reckon Ziggy just edges it as his bright clothing dazzles the duke long enough, for Zig to get in the KB...

Fatima Whitbread vs Rhubarb & Custard.............

[Veldemere]

But where were the spiders? Fatima vs anything (including Chuck Norris) is a Fatima win, with the notable exception of Wilkinson Swords.

Facebook vs BMX!

[fatolaf]

BMX wins, it gets you outside, whilst Facebook users slowly drown inside under the weight of all the 3rd party applications..

Fraggles vs Klangers

[Veldemere]

Fraggles easy, they could overpower the Klangers for an easy victory, now if you were to allow the tag team, soup dragon would beat the doozers hands down!

Giant Haystacks vs Janette Krankie

[Funkadelic Erik]

Krankie has the air of death about her, but did survive a fall from the giant beanstalk. I doubt theres much that Haystacks could to her.

Charles Hawtrey vs Kenneth Williams

[fatolaf]

Hawtrey, no competition, Williams too busy going 'ooooo matron' to notice the swift back hand from the rakish yet ninja deadly Hawtrey..

Red Rum vs The SDP....

[Funkadelic Erik]

SDP, as they led to Gang of Four, who gave us Entertainment.

[StarDragonFTW]

Next...Ed Norton in Fight Club vs Ed Norton in the Incredible Hulk

[maelzch]

Ed norton in Hulk, simply because his alter-ego is an invincible killing machine, as opposed to a soap making anarchist!

All together now... ''HULK SMASH!!!''

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BA Barachus vs Samuel L Jackson