Righty, lets see how long this traditional forum game can go before it gets dirty!
The premise is simple, I start off with a fictional deathmatch (i.e. Optimus prime vs magneto) then the next poster decides who would win, with a reason!
They then post the next 'deathmatch'.
So here's the first one:
Spiderman vs batman
Go!
Quote from: maelzch on June 19, 2009, 12:46:22 pm
Spiderman vs batman
Batman of course............ :smokinglb:
A) because I'm biased and
B) Batman being the superior detective would find out where Peter works, buy the paper, have him fired and made homless and then have him ran out of the city...
(PS: I know where Mike will take this thread)
Batman vs Santa.......... :thumbsup:
Santa, because he's immortal (as long as children believe in him).
Right:
John Craven vs Alan Titchmarsh
Both Yorkshiremen so it would be a long fight, and pretty dirty! But plainly Craven as Titchmarsh now writes chick lit and is in touch with his feminine side, Craven has acess to combine harvesters! Titchmarsh threshed and baled!
Han Solo vs Indiana Jones
Difficult, but I think Indiana due to the fact that they both fight dirty, but Indy is more ready with the fists/more eager for the win.
Ok:
Marvin Gaye vs George the Hofmeister Bear.
Quote from: Funkadelic Erik on June 19, 2009, 02:23:23 pm
Marvin Gaye vs George the Hofmeister Bear.
Good one, but Gaye edges it as his gun wielding dad finishes the bear off by mistake...
Winnie the Pooh vs Dennis Thatcher
Quote from: fatolaf on June 19, 2009, 04:32:02 pm
Good one, but Gaye edges it as his gun wielding dad finishes the bear off by mistake...
Winnie the Pooh vs Dennis Thatcher
Living Denis or Dead Denis? Either way, he's used to a handbagging so swings it for me.
How about - Arnie in Predator vs Arnie in Commando.
Quote from: Funkadelic Erik on June 19, 2009, 04:51:43 pm
How about - Arnie in Predator vs Arnie in Commando.
Both wipe each other out in a fit of testosterone fuelled body building / shagging..
Ian Curtis vs Marylin Monroe................ :afro:
Far too easy, Monroe, cause I is looking straight down the barrels of the guns she is firing!
George Peppard vs Cary Grant
Death By Cigar, 'I love it when a plan comes together'... :army;m:
Peppard FTW..!
Miss Marple vs Jessica Fletcher...?
Miss Marple, Jessica Fletcher is 80% proof, one match from Marple's extensive handbag and Fletcher is history.
Ziggy Stardust vs the Thin White Duke
Hmm toughie but I reckon Ziggy just edges it as his bright clothing dazzles the duke long enough, for Zig to get in the KB...
Fatima Whitbread vs Rhubarb & Custard............. :smokinglb:
But where were the spiders? Fatima vs anything (including Chuck Norris) is a Fatima win, with the notable exception of Wilkinson Swords.
Facebook vs BMX!
BMX wins, it gets you outside, whilst Facebook users slowly drown inside under the weight of all the 3rd party applications..
Fraggles vs Klangers
Fraggles easy, they could overpower the Klangers for an easy victory, now if you were to allow the tag team, soup dragon would beat the doozers hands down!
Giant Haystacks vs Janette Krankie
Krankie has the air of death about her, but did survive a fall from the giant beanstalk. I doubt theres much that Haystacks could to her.
Charles Hawtrey vs Kenneth Williams
Hawtrey, no competition, Williams too busy going 'ooooo matron' to notice the swift back hand from the rakish yet ninja deadly Hawtrey..
Red Rum vs The SDP....
SDP, as they led to Gang of Four, who gave us Entertainment.
Next...Ed Norton in Fight Club vs Ed Norton in the Incredible Hulk
Ed norton in Hulk, simply because his alter-ego is an invincible killing machine, as opposed to a soap making anarchist!
All together now... ''HULK SMASH!!!''
Next:
BA Barachus vs Samuel L Jackson
Big Sam as all he does is drug BA and get him on a plane (full of snakes)
Liza Minelli vs Judy Dench
Minelli has a fair whack on her - ask David Gest.
Profondo Rosso (Deep Red) vs Suspiria
Here's a good one to get this firing again:
James Brown vs George Clinton.
Think about it.......
One sang it, one was it...?
Quote from: fatolaf on July 28, 2009, 03:59:31 pm
One sang it, one was it...?
Both sang, and had a heavy hand in the production.
Quote from: fatolaf on July 28, 2009, 03:59:31 pm
One sang it, one was it...?
I was thinking ' sex machine'..........So since Brown is the Godfather, Clinton stands no chance, death by getting jiggy with it...
Edit: I have been thinking of Bill Clinton here...Oops :nutzo:
Evil Chipmunks vs Swine Flu....
Evil Chipmunks for sure, I have so far survived bird flu, asian flu, ibola et al, but never before have I been told we are all going to be in trouble from imported rodents!
Run DMC vs Aerosmith?
*Edit : Ritchie is wrong.....* (and damn fast at posting!!)
After years of dedicating their lives to the happiness of Children all over the globe, Alvin, Simon and Theodore spiralled out of control. Chipmunk groupie orgies, drugs and a hazlenut scandal brought them low. In an effort to rescue their careers the Evil Chipmunks were born... hard hitting, close to the edge... Rock Chipmunks.
They retain their smooth vocals and nifty footsteps... both of which ..
Vocals : Harmonic Screech Attack
Dance moves : Dodge
Would serve them well in a fight. However.... they hadnt banked on Swine Flu.
It started out innocently... a pig with a cough.
But that pig lived with a chicken... who was just getting over Bird Flu.
Swine Flu sensing an oppotunity consumed birdflu and took its powers.... including... ASPECT OF THE HAWK.... the chipmunks natural enemy.
Armed with its Raptor attacks Swine Flu laid low the chipmunks...
Much to the relief of anyone over the age of 8 and not on Drugs.
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Tag Team
Toad of Toad Hall & Ratty vs Winnie the Pooh & Piglet
Quote from: fatolaf on July 30, 2009, 10:54:10 am
I was thinking ' sex machine'..........So since Brown is the Godfather, Clinton stands no chance, death by getting jiggy with it...
Edit: I have been thinking of Bill Clinton here...Oops :nutzo:
Gotta contest that. George Clinton was for more jiggy than James Brown could ever hope to be! Yer talking Parliament AND Funkadelic here.
QuoteRun DMC vs Aerosmith?
Run DMC pop some caps in their skinny white asses....
QuoteTag Team
Toad of Toad Hall & Ratty vs Winnie the Pooh & Piglet
The Poohster is the man! (bear) No contest.... :bash;m:
The Riddler vs Blofeld....
Quote from: fatolaf on July 30, 2009, 12:20:54 pm
Run DMC pop some caps in their skinny white asses....
The Poohster is the man! (bear) No contest.... :bash;m:
The Riddler vs Blofeld....
With or without white cat?
Blofeld.
After years of 'almost' killing James Bond with a series of fiendish setups including sharks and magma.. the Riddler steps forward...
"riddle me...."
*Blofeld shoots him in the face having learnt from his mistakes*
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Cringer (not battlecat!!) vs Snarf
Got to be snarf, despite a reputation of cowardice he did enter fights occasionally and fluked a win, the size difference is the only thing he would need to overcome!
Blancmange vs. Spotted Dick!
(Angel delight was plainly dubbed the overall winner though)
Spotted Dick, without a doubt. Blancmange has the advantage of being able to set in any shape, but oft habe I longed for a bowlful of warm dick.
An Oak Tree Vs A Sycamore Tree.
Quote from: Funkadelic Erik on August 04, 2009, 04:21:02 pm
An Oak Tree Vs A Sycamore Tree.
An Oak whilst older and stronger can not cope with the whirling seeds of doom of the Sycamore. A Treesaster for the OAK..
All our star signs vs the Chinese counter parts...
Seriously, a water carrier vs a dragon, I think we all know what happens there, plus the chinese horoscope plays out over years, not months, sign of someone with staying power!
Stephen Fry vs Hugh Laurie?
stephen fry every time! He'd stun House into submission with a wealth of knowledge!
Meehh!
Tom Baker vs David Tennant?