Worst Lyric Ever

[Funkadelic Erik]

"I'm Jesus on the Cross, and I've got a gun"

And what, exactly, is he going to do with said gun? Except possibly shoot himself in the foot.

"A big black tabby cat, with a six gun and stetson hat"

Nothing needs to said about that one.

"Generals gather in their masses, just like witches at black masses"

Is that the best he could come up with? Still, a classic song.

[maelzch]

"Generals gather in their masses, just like witches at black masses"

Is that the best he could come up with? Still, a classic song.

Agreed this lyric is pretty poor, "what rhymes with masses?" 
"I know, masses!!! Brilliant"

still a top track though

[Veldemere]

"I don't want to see a ghost
That's the thing that I fear most
Rather have a piece of toast
and watch the evening news"

"Thankyou that my breasts are small and humble
so you don't confuse them with mountains"

"Fly it all out like an eagle in a sunbeam
Ride it on out like you were a bird"

"I'm goin' to slide it in, slide it in, slide it in
baby"

Very small prizes for identifying the artists.

[fatolaf]

Great song, god awful title, chorus..

"The Power of Orange Knickers" by Tori Amos

[Funkadelic Erik]

I think the worst band name I've heard recently is "Blossom Toes"